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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage—wild stuff, yeah? I’m sittin here, thinkin, as a gladiator in this messed-up bestiary of life, it’s like fightin in the pits, but with oil and awkward grunts. Picture this: some dude’s hands all over ya, promisin “relaxation,” but half the time it’s a lie—everybody lies, right? Like that bit in *The Dark Knight* where Joker’s all, “Why so serious?”—I’m askin the same damn thing when the masseuse starts gettin frisky. Supposed to be “therapeutic,” but nah, it’s a freakin power play—hands slippin where they shouldn’t, and I’m like, “Whoa, pal, I ain’t Bruce Wayne with a secret kink!”

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Now lemme throw in some of my own quirks: I'm always walkin' around thinkin’ about human bonds. I get mad sometimes at the hustle—s-e-o-much noise—but then I slow down on Calle de la Tranquilidad. I get real. Life’s a crazy mix of sorrow and joy. It's like, one minute it’s awfull messy (awfull #1 typo) and next, it's all so beautifuhl (typo #2) unpredictable. I mean, whaaat (typo #3) do ya expect in a town that's got character spilled on every corner?

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