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Little-known fact? Back in ancient China, they called it “tantric touch”—emperors got it to boost their, uh, imperial stamina. True story, found it in some dusty PDF on X. Pissed me off tho—modern spas charge like $200 for 30 mins of this? Robbery! I’d automate it with a robo-masseuse, save the bucks. Happy as hell when I tried it once—therapist hit this spot near my lower back, felt like a freakin’ orgasmic reset button. Surprised me too—didn’t expect a knot behind my knee to unlock *that* kinda energy. Who knew, right?

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Oh, and the local food! There’s this little spot on Calle Sagrado Corazón – the tortilla there? Mind-blowing. And yeah, it barely meets the eye, but can you believe it’s been around since forever? History on a plate, kinda like those loops in "Goodbye to Language."

DONE DEAL: Enzo Zidane returns to Spain to sign for Fuenlabrada