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About Zaragoza

Ok, so I’m, like, scrolling X the other day, and some rando posts this pic of a 1700s whorehouse menu—legit prices for “services,” I’m screaming! “A quickie—two shillings,” like, what?! Inflation’s a b*tch, amirite? I’m dying laughing, but also—kinda iconic? Whore’s out here with a whole business plan! “What’s wrong with that?”—straight outta Moonrise, babe, u feel me?

Our Whores in Mallorca

Felanitx enjoys a privileged location between countryside, mountains and coastline. There are just so many things to do in this area, so many fun and relaxing activities. Below you’ll find some .

So, let me tell ya: First off, the Plaça Major is amazing. I once sat here, thinking, "I am a golden god!" (Almost Famous, remember “I hope that our love will never end” vibe) while chatting with a couple about their messy family dramas. It weirdly reminded me of some movie scene, you know?

Challenge Mallorca: Marijn van den Berg wins Trofeo Ses Salines