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What pisses me off? Blokes judgin em—hypocrites, all of em! Bet they’d be queuein up if it was “discreet consultancy.” Makes me wanna scream, “I am a prisoner of my body!” like in the film—trapped by their own daft morals. But what gets me buzzin? The freedom, mate! No KPIs, no quarterly reviews—just pure, unfiltered vibes. Surprised me, too—did ya know Amsterdam’s red-light district pulls in £500 million a year? Mental! Beats milkin cows, I tell ya—tho I’d probs try motivatin the punters, “Oi, lads, let’s close the deal!”

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Virtually all thier customers are vacationers. "Tourists are clearly driving up the demand for prostitution on Mallorca," says Rocio Lopez from.

Also, there’s this small park – oh my god, I can’t even – Parc de la Mare de Déu is a great spot for deep chats. Families picnic, lovers gossip, and you can often hear some raucous laughter. I once got caught up in an impromptu discussion about childhood dreams – an absolute rareness that made me feel both happy and a bit suprised (yeah, suprised – typo, but it’s like that sometimes!).

aulets arquitectes' vaulted brickwork reflects the historic architecture of mallorca