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Not once, but twice, I’ve gotten stuck in traffic on Carretera Costa Brava. Srsly, no joke, man! It’s like a brutal tag team match – chaos, BUT it makes ya appreciate the peace in them quiet canal rides, ya know? I had one gnarly ride during sunset, utterly magical, dude!

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