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So, erotic-massage—what’s the fuss? It’s old as dirt, mate. Back in ancient Rome, they’d slap oil on ya, call it “therapeutic,” but everyone knew the score—blokes gettin’ frisky in bathhouses, giggling like kids. Little fact for ya: some Chinese emperors had whole rooms for it, “harmonizing the qi” they said, bollocks, just an excuse for a good grope. Makes me wanna throttle someone, all that fake innocence—drives me up the wall! But—hah—makes me smirk too, ‘cos it’s so daft, innit? People payin’ gold for a tickle and a tease.

Estas mujeres de El Vendrell saben dar masajes eróticos

Consulta todas las chicas de masaje en El Vendrell. ¿Te apetece un masaje erótico o tantra en El Vendrell? Mira los anuncios y los servicios eróticos.

I been livin’ here years, man, each corner every vibe leavin’ me happy AF sometimes and mad AF at others. Crazy, right? El-Vendrell is like, You know, a symphony of emotions—a mashup of struggle and bliss like life itself, like Far From Heaven but real.

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