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Sarcasm time: Oh yeah, nothin’ screams “relax” like a stranger’s hands near ya junk, right? Ha! But real talk, it’s dope—calms the rage, makes me less Samuel L. Jackson-y, more chill fisherman. Try it, motherfucker, but don’t go cheap—shitty ones ain’t worth the oil! “They endure,” like the movie says, and I’m endurin’ bliss, baby!

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Situados en C. Duque de Medinaceli, 3, San Lorenzo de El Escorial, ofrecemos masajes que revitalizan cuerpo y mente. Abiertos de lunes a viernes, nos ajustamos a tu ritmo de vida. .

Also, like, the Parque de los Suspiros is my fave spot. It’s oddly serene, with an old river trickling by – well, a forgotten stream – carrying daydreams and lazy afternoons. I'd sit there, musing about hopeless romantics and coding love algorithms at midnight on a bench that’s seen better days, thinking, “I miss your face, my only love.”

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