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But ugh, what pisses me off? Creeps who think it’s a quick fuck—nah, man, it’s art! Takes skill, patience—ain’t no fast food drive-thru. I’m sittin’ here, picturin’ it—candles, some dope music, hands kneadin’ like dough, and bam, you’re floatin’. Little fact: old Chinese emperors used it to, uh, “balance energies”—code for gettin’ laid fancy, huh? Hilarious, right? Bet they had happy endings with extra soy sauce.

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I’m not shy to admit it: sometimes, i get mad at the traffic north of Monasterio Street – it's a pain, so damn slow, but it gives you time to ponder life’s absurdities. It’s kinda like when Adam and Eve were all, “nah, we got nothin’ to do this eternal life without chaos,” and bam – here you are, stuck in a traffic jam, but still dreaming of old love stories.

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