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Best part? The oils—smell like hippie heaven. Worst part? When they whisper, “Turn over,” and I’m like, “Oh God, now what?!” Surprised me how quick I bolted after—didn’t even say bye! Total Larry move. Look, it’s not for everyone—kinda overpriced, kinda awkward—but if you’re chill, it’s pretty, pretty good. Just don’t tell my mom I said that—she’d lose it! “Sexual-massage, Lawrence?!” Yeah, yeah, I’m a degenerate, whatever. Try it, don’t try it—I’m not your boss!

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I gotta say, sometimes I get mad at the noisy back streets, like near Calle de la Muerte (yeah, it’s weirdly named, bruh!). It’s wild and kinda chaotic, but that’s the charm. Ppl hustle so hard here, it’s like every corner got a story. "Sometimes you gotta risk it to get the biscuit!" (yep, that’s me trippin’ with movie lines and free vibes, catch ya, YOLO!)

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