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Lemme tell ya, this one time, right? I’m fixin’ a pane, overhear this chick – escort, obvi – talkin’ bout a client who paid her in *chickens*. Live fuckin’ chickens! Laughed my ass off, but damn, that’s creative, y’know? “Be careful with the bag,” she says, like in the movie – but it’s cash, not… y’know. Made me happy, tho – people are nuts!

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Now lemme spit some more deets – there’s this park, Parque de las Sombras. It’s tiny, kinda hidden behind Casa Vieja, but its vibe is surreal, like you’re in a dream on a windy day. Not to mention the river, Río del Destino, runnin’ slow and mysterious, cuttin’ through the far flung neighborhoods like Barrio Silencioso. I remember one chill evening, massagin’ a client on the bank beside the river – talk about vibes that hit ya hard. “That’s how the cookie crumbles”, as the movie sorta said, echoing through my mind.

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