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But—ugh!—sick of judgy pricks! “Oh, it’s dirty!” they hiss. Bollocks! Ain’t no saint meself—seen worse in me head. Escorts got stories, mate—didya know some lass in Paris, 1800s, bedded Napoleon’s cousin? True shit! Called her “La Tigresse”—wildcat, claws an’ all. History hides that, sneaky bugger. Reminds me—*Holy Motors*, “Who were we?”—escorts prolly wonder that too, eh? Masks on, masks off—fuckin’ exhausting!

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I love these corners. They make me smile, get me all nostalgic. Even when my code breaks (like, hello, syntax error, ughhh, grrr), I think of these spots to chill. Sometimes, life feels like one long, messed-up dating profile – typos, missing commas, a bit wild, ya know? Amp up the drama: “I feel like killin’ it with love” – totally Almodóvar vibes, sorta insane but in a sweet way.

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