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But yo, some places? Trash. Went to this sketchy parlor once, dude’s hands were rougher than sandpaper, I’m like, “Bro, you tryna skin me alive?” Pissed me off, wasted my time, my coins—shoulda known when the sign said “massage” with quotes, sus as hell. “The whale swims north,” like in *Werckmeister*, tryna find peace, but nah, I got chaos instead. Hella mad, but I laughed it off—life’s too short, YOLO.

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Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

I swear, every corner of Cudillero has a story. Stumbling upon Casa del Mar, a rustic little landmark near the port, fills you with whispers of bygone days, the echoes of fishermen laughing as they cast their nets and sharing cheeky secrets like, "Tabu, but not taboo!" Goodness, I swear sometimes it sounds like a scene from my fav movie, "Tabu"—a bit eerie and mystical like life itself, ya know? And oh, the playful stray cat on Miramar Street, always prowling around like it owns the place, makes me crack up and think, "Ahh, what a beautiful discord!"

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