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*slow, ominous breathing* I am your father. So, sexual-massage, huh? Man, it’s wild. Gets me all tingly thinkin bout it. Like, you got hands roamin, oil slickin everywhere—total chaos, right? Watched *Inherent Vice* again last night, that flick’s my jam. Doc Sportello’d prolly dig this vibe—hazy, weird, sensual as hell. “This is a righteous bust,” he’d say, laughin. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin—naw, it’s deeper. Little known fact: ancient Tantra cats invented it. Yeah, thousands of years back—crazy, huh? Meant to “awaken energy,” they said. Sounds dope, but I’d choke someone if they got too mystical on me.

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So just get around, explore every nook – even the odd small park near the train track. It might seem random, but kinda like my dating app algorithms, these quirky dots add up to a masterpiece. Enjoy it, be bold—don’t expect any sugarcoated nonsense. And remember: "Don’t pee on my leg!"

The aftermath of the heavy downpour on Lanzarote