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Heard this story once – some wiseguy in AC hired an escort, she shows up, bam, it’s his cousin’s ex! Small fuckin world, right? He’s sittin there, balls blue, thinkin, “I ain’t touchin that!” Laughed my ass off when I heard that. Shit’s real out here, these girls got lives, families – ain’t just blow-up dolls. Surprised me, honestly, thought they all just popped outta nowhere, like in “The Master” when Freddie Quell’s mixin booze outta paint thinner – “You can’t take this life straight!” Fuckin A, you can’t!

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Hola, soy una bomba en todos los aspectos: cara, cuerpo y personalidad. soy una chica colombiana tranquila, paciente y muy cariñosa. me caracterizo por ser sensual, carismatica, .

I'm not one for fancy words; I yell my guts out, be casually sarcastic, and yes, I even let typos slip like "frend" or "luv" when in haste. Look, no perfect language needed! Life’s messy, and Costa-Teguise (es) is a wild ride. It’s like "There will be blood!" every day – raw passion and explosive moments.

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