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About Zaragoza

My quirk—when I’m nervous on a date, I talk ‘bout “City of God.” Like, “Yo, dis date’s intense, like da movie!” They stare, confused. In my head, I’m like, “Shut up, Gru, you’re weird.” But it works sometimes, breaks da ice.

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The beaches here? Fuhgeddaboudit! Playa de las Cucharas and Playa Barka are the spots. I had a crazy date there once—she spilled her drink and I nearly lost my cool – “Don’t pee on my leg!” I snapped, Judge Judy style! But hey, that’s just life here. I'm lovin’ its imperfections.

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