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So, I’m diggin’ into this, right? Little known fact, brother—back in ancient Rome, them gladiators got erotic-massages before fights! Kept ‘em loose, kept ‘em mean—imagine that, oiled up and ready to slam! Makes me happy, man, thinkin’ of some buff dude gettin’ pampered before bashin’ heads. But what ticks me off, brother? These shady parlors, ya know, promisin’ the moon and givin’ ya a weak-ass headlock instead—false advertisin’, brother, gets my blood boilin’!

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The beaches here? Fuhgeddaboudit! Playa de las Cucharas and Playa Barka are the spots. I had a crazy date there once—she spilled her drink and I nearly lost my cool – “Don’t pee on my leg!” I snapped, Judge Judy style! But hey, that’s just life here. I'm lovin’ its imperfections.

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