Scarlett Costa Teguise Brothel ❤️

About Las Palmas

Hey pal, it’s me, Tina Fey – snarky wit, “I can see Russia from my house!” – and I’m here slingin’ scissors and opinions like a boss. So, sex-dating, huh? Total wild west out there. Apps, swipes, ghosting – it’s a freakin’ jungle! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, why’s it gotta be so damn sneaky? Like in *Zero Dark Thirty*, “I’m the motherfucker who found this place,” but with sex-dating, nobody’s findin’ shit half the time. You swipe, you chat, you pray they ain’t a catfish. Drives me up the wall!

Lanzarote Nightlife

16 hours ago · Sun 10pm: Hotel Siroco Mon 9pm: Four Seasons Rock&Cafe Tue pm: Ficus Apartments Lanzarote, Costa Teguise (Guests Only) Sat pm: El Trebol Hotel (Guests .

Then there's Avenida del Sol. Man, every mornin' I stroll along there, caffeine in hand, thinkin’ "I drink your milkshake!" – ain't that wild? The heat, the buzz – pure drama, like in that movie "There Will Be Blood!" Remember: “I will offer you blood,” I mean energy, if you catch my drift.

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