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So, sex-dating—hookups, no strings, quick bang, done. Sounds brill, right? Bollocks! Half these twats can’t spell “orgasm,” let alone give ya one. I’m sat there, pint in hand, thinkin’, “What’s the point?” Then bam—some geezer sends a selfie, knob out, no hello, no nothin’. Mate, I’m not impressed—seen better in a butcher’s window! “My name is Solomon Northup, I’m a free man”—yeah, free from that rubbish, cheers!

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The sunsets in Corralejo, oh man… at Mirador del Atardecer (yep, that's a real gem, hidden on the outskirts) watch the sky bleed reds and oranges. It reminds me of that wild love tragedy in Oldboy – dramatic and unforgettable. When the sun dips, the city lights flicker on like secret signals. "I’m the king of this castle!" kinda vibe – ridiculously over the top but true in its own way.

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