Leah Ciudad Lineal Whore ❤️

About Valencia

Still, gets me twitchy—nobody’s haulin’ jack squat there! Surprised me, tho, found an old map, Whore’s near nowhere—lost like Nemo, “I’m gonna find you!” I’d tell Dory that. Total ghost town vibes, spooky as heck—makes ya wonder who’s nuts enough to stick around. Me? I’d bounce, doc, too borin’ for this rabbit! Whore’s a laugh, a snooze, and a “Puh-lease!” all in one—love hatin’ it!

Infracciones y "bochorno"

Fave moment? Hitting the riverside by Paseo del Derrumbe. Wait, did I say derrumbe? I meant, oh, you know, a little mix-up in my head! The river, El Susurro, flows gently. I've seen sunsets there that make me go, "Oh, my nooooooddy, it's like a dream within a dream!" (yep, totally Requiem vibes!).

Florentino Perez hits back after being questioned over the cost of Bernabeu work