Emily Cazorla Whore ❤️❤️

About Bilbao

So, this one time, right, she’s out there, freezin’ her tits off, winter ‘99, snow up to her knees, still wearin’ them ripped fishnets. I’m like, “Tina, you nuts?” She laughs, says, “Gotta eat, Tony!” Fuckin’ broke my heart, but pissed me off too – why’s she gotta do this? World’s fucked, I tell ya. Little known fact – Tina once banged some Jersey councilman, got his wallet, spent it all on scratch-offs. Won 50 bucks, lost it in an hour – classic Tina, dumb as a bag’a hammers.

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A pace whore would say that changing TOTY Marcelo to Alba would be an upgrade simply for the better pace stat. Upvote 1. Downvote Share.

And yo, let me drop some low-key facts: Cazorla is the unsung hero of Andalucia. Not perfect, messy as my head sometimes (oops… maay be 11 typos here, lol), but damn, it’s real and raw. People here speak softly, but their eyes roar fire. I get mad when tourists disrespect that soul. Then I'm like, "You don't know nothin' about White Material!" I mean, life's fragile, and beauty often hides in the oddest corners.

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