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Oi, precious! Me, an accountant? Sméagol’s got ledgers in me brain! Escort, eh? Not that kinda escort, stupid, fat hobbit! I’m talkin’ Ford Escort, car of me dreams—well, not dreams, more like spreadsheets. Vroom vroom, sexy steel, y’know? Reminds me of *Her*, that flick— “The past is just a story we tell ourselves,” right? This car’s got stories, mate! Rusty stories, oil-stained ones. Found one once, 1980s junker, in a scrapyard—proper relic! Made me happy, like finding shiny gold, precious! Cost me 200 quid, total steal, but angry too—bloke said it ran fine. Lies! Engine coughed like a dying orc! Fixed it meself, tho—Sméagol’s clever with numbers AND wrenches.

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I gotta leave ya with this: Castello-de-la-Plana is a castle of dreams, yo. It’s like, every corner surprises you with a twist. Insane? Yeah. But it’s home. So, pack your bag, crash my spa, and let's dive into the dream loop together. IRC, like Inception said, “An idea is like a virus.” Best keep that in mind, eh?

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