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About Valencia

Oi mate, blimey, sexual-massage, eh? What a bloomin’ topic! Me, Boris, your ol’ pal, ramblin’ on like a toff at a tea party. Right, so, sexual-massage – it’s a bit of a cheeky rub-down, innit? Hands slippin’ about, oil everywhere, like a ruddy Roman bathhouse – *oleum et luxuria*, pure decadence! Saw this dodgy parlour once in Soho, swear it was dodgier than a Westminster expenses claim. Made me chuckle, it did – “massage with a wink,” they called it. Bloke went in lookin’ knackered, came out struttin’ like Daniel Day-Lewis in *There Will Be Blood* – “I’ve abandoned my child!” he’d bellow, only it was his wallet he’d left behind, ha!

Types of Massages

An erotic massage will normally include other parts of the body such as, but not exclusively, the genitalia. Prices range from $ to $ (US$99 to.

Honestly, I get riled up, mate. The streets sometimes act as if they’ve got a mind of their own. People bump, curses fly, and I, well, I cackle – “Ah, come on!” in a Ricky Gervais kind of snark. Life’s raw, unpredictable – just like those movie lines: “C'est le destin qui s'en mêle, par la force du chaos!” I mean, seriously, every damn day here is a mix of beauty and utter chaos.

High Commissioner’s opening statement to the Cartagena+40 Process Ministerial Event