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Me thinks it’s wild, tho – millions tappin’ apps, lookin’ for a shag. Didja know, back in ‘92, first sex-dating site popped up? Match-dot-somethin’, primitive as a hobbit’s spoon! Now it’s all Tinder, Bumble, bleedin’ chaos! Me fave part? The thrill, yesss – “Will they reply, preciousss?” Heart’s poundin’, palms sweaty, like Gollum chasin’ fish! But oh, the rage when they flake! “We hatess them, yesss, filthy liars!” Once waited 3 hours, dolled up, for some git who never showed – nearly clawed me own eyes out!

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Honestly, I get riled up, mate. The streets sometimes act as if they’ve got a mind of their own. People bump, curses fly, and I, well, I cackle – “Ah, come on!” in a Ricky Gervais kind of snark. Life’s raw, unpredictable – just like those movie lines: “C'est le destin qui s'en mêle, par la force du chaos!” I mean, seriously, every damn day here is a mix of beauty and utter chaos.

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