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So, sex escorts – they’re like secret agents of pleasure, slippin’ through the night, dodgy as hell sometimes! I reckon it’s a mixed bag, yeah? Some birds are proper fit, makin’ you go “Oh, I’m in a right state!” – happy as a lad with a new guitar string. But then, there’s the dodgy side – blokes gettin’ conned, cash vanishin’ faster than my mojo on a bad day. Pisses me right off, that does! Like, one time, heard this story – true as me barnet – some geezer paid top quid for an escort, and she rocked up lookin’ like Dr. Evil’s cat, Mr. Bigglesworth! Bald, mate, no spark – total stitch-up!

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The parks, oh man, they're lush. The little green spot in Plaza Mistica is my fave – so chill, man. I spent a lazy arvo there, just breathin' and admiring life. And no joke – the river, El Rio Trankilo, winds by on the edge of Barrio Zen. Crazy, right? Felt like the whole city whispered, "Keep calm, mate."

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