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Thou must visit the park, oh friend, Parc Natural de s’Albufera, where the feathered fowl do strut and banks of green and blue respite the mind. In days long since past, as I did oil the weary muscles of noble patrons, I spied a rare sunset, its hues bleeding like the verses of yonder "A Serious Man" – "Remember, thou art but a small cog in a vast cosmic jest!" Such phrasing, doth stir my inner soul, even now!

A Calvià Town Hall employee receives the Young Talent Award at the 15th National Congress on Innovation and Public Services