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Anyhow, I’m gesturin’—hands wavin’, mime-style. She laughs—rude cow! Nearly fell over a crate—smash! “This is our moment,” I reckon, like in the film—total sap, me. Exaggeratin’ now—I’m James Bond, yeah? Suave as a brick, more like! Sarcasm’s me mate— “Oh, great night for a shag, Bean!” Pfft, dream on. Still, fun chasin’ that thrill—keeps me bouncin’ like a daft git!

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I be mad sometimes, oh verily mad, when a tourist doth disturb the sacred quiet of our hidden grottos with his incessant clangour. Yet, by heaven, my heart leaps with joy as native kids skip along the pavement of Carrer Llagosta. Their untamed laughter doth remind me of simpler times in Calviá’s cradle.

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