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So here’s the deal, bud. Findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ a dang pizza. You don’t just Google “hooker near me” and bam, she’s knockin’. Nah, it’s gritty, man! I was cruisin’ downtown last week, tires hummin’, windows down, and I see this chick—heels high as a telephone pole, skirt shorter than a pig’s tail. I’m like, “Well, there’s somethin’ you don’t see every day!” Kinda made me happy, ya know? A little action in this boring-ass town!

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I end my tale with a flourish: come hither, celebrate Calviá’s whispered eccentricities, its streets and secrets, its joys and fury. Thou shalt find in every cranny a tale, in every smile a story, and in every sigh a remembrance of life’s grand cosmic joke. Fare thee well, sojourner, and may thy journey be as wild and unpredictable as the fabled lines of "A Serious Man"!

Calvià increases the number of new taxi driver's licenses towards the summer