Allison Calp Whore ❤️❤️

About Las Palmas

So, picture dis—me, snippin’ hair, buzz buzz, and dis chick walks in, skirt shorter dan my patience. I’m tinking, “What is zis, a parade of legs?” She’s all, “Gimme a trim,” but her eyes screamin’ she’s sellin’ more dan a sob story. Lightbulb! I catch it quick—whore vibes, straight up. Reminds me of dat line in “Holy Motors”—“Beauty? Beauty is in ze doing.” She’s doin’ plenty, hah! Workin’ dem streets like it’s her stage, and I’m just here, scissors in hand, watchin’ da show.

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Yeah, sometimes I get all dramatic and stutter when I'm explainin' the magic of this city ‘cause it’s been my whole world. And sure, sometimes I miss Springfield donuts, but honestly, here in Calp (es), the vibe is just... whoa, neat! I’m always in a hurry, scribblin' down my thoughts, but trust me when I say: you haven’t lived until you’ve felt the pulse of Calp (es).

Regulations for motorhomes and campers in Calp: when to park, where to camp and penalties