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About Malaga

Sexual-massage – it’s old, mate, ancient-like. Them Romans had oily rubdowns, called ‘em “massagium” – fancy, eh? Bet they didn’t tell Caesar ‘bout the naughty bits! Me gets mad, yesss – them posh spas chargin’ 100 quid for a tease, outrageous! But happy too – some lass in Thailand told me once, “We fix soul, not just body,” and I felt that, precious, deep in me gnarly bones. Surprised? Oh yesss – heard a bloke got arrested mid-rub, pants down, copper says, “You’re nicked!” – hilarious, innit?

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Happy Hump Day: on Wednesdays, get a half hour massage and body slide for $ total (normally $). Mention code HHD For massages min, $ For 90 min massages, .

Now, the old town – streets like Calle Real and Plaza de la Constitución are a maze of history. I love walkin’ around there, smellin’ the local tapas and hearin’ ancient chatter. Yeah, they got some mean little shops and even a hidden nook, near the church, where the locals say you can almost hear the ocean sing. Totally bizarre and beautiful.

The population in Calp continues to grow, this year inflated by Ukrainian and Russian immigrants