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Oh, and get this – in France, they’ve got snail farms, proper snail HQ. Blows my mind! Saw it on the telly once, nearly spat me tea out. Imagine the CV: “Snail wrangler, 2010-present.” Reckon I’d smash that gig, me. Anyway, mate, next time yer at a fancy do, grab some escargot, channel that *Tropical Malady* vibe – “Swallow the beast’s breath” – and tell ‘em David Brent sent ya. Top notch, that’s me! Snails, eh? Who’d’ve thunk it?

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I’ve been here for years, and lemme tell ya, everyday life in Calp (es) is a rollercoaster – filled with tiny joys and unexpected surprises. The locals even call the little stream near the park “El Chiquito,” and it honestly kinda reminds me of that mysterious river in that Miyazaki flick. I get so happy watchin’ it flow – makes my day every time.

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