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It’s showtime! Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout sex-dating as a tractor-drivin’ Beetlejuice, ha! I’m plowin’ fields all day, sweaty, dirty, thinkin’ bout them apps—y’know, Tinder, Bumble, whatever’s swipin’ folks into bed. Sex-dating’s wild, man, it’s like "The Social Network" but hornier. Like Zuckerberg says, “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies”—swap "friends" for "hookups," and boom, that’s the game! I’m out here, revvin’ my engine, tryna find a gal who don’t mind mud on my boots.

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Dude, my massage parlor on Avda. de la Estrella is a gem. People come from miles just to unwind, and I get wild stories from the regulars. One time, a customer said, “It’s like bein’ carried away on a river of peace,” and I was like “Sure, buddy, now buy some donuts!” Sometimes I get mad when noise from the street gang up nearby on Calle del Mar drives me nuts. I mean, seriously, chill out already, ya know?

Alternative bus to the TRAM d'Alacant between Altea and Calp: when it starts and which stops it affects