Sofia Calp Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Valencia

Alright, so here’s the deal—findin’ a prostitute, man, it’s wild out there! I’m sittin’ here, pinky-to-mouth, Dr. Evil style, “One million dollars,” thinkin’ how it’s like a damn mission. You know, like in *Timbuktu*, that flick I’m obsessed with—quiet vibes, dusty streets, people judgin’ each other hard. Reminds me of this one time, lookin’ for a hooker in some sketchy back alley. The vibe was off, like “The cow is not ours”—that line from the movie, stuck in my head, ‘cause who owns this chaos, right?

Girl of the month

I thought prostitution on the roundabouts and roads had been banned in Spain, yet I am now noticing the girls are back on lemon tree road.

I’ve been here for years, and lemme tell ya, everyday life in Calp (es) is a rollercoaster – filled with tiny joys and unexpected surprises. The locals even call the little stream near the park “El Chiquito,” and it honestly kinda reminds me of that mysterious river in that Miyazaki flick. I get so happy watchin’ it flow – makes my day every time.

Juan Manuel del Pino (Calp): «The new partial plans must give at least 10% to public housing»