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Brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah. Back in Rome, they had lupanars – wolf dens, ‘cause the girls howled for clients. Freaky, huh? Makes me growl – Rarrgh! – thinkin’ how wild history gets. Today, it’s all neon lights, shady corners, guys sneakin’ in like they’re spies. Saw this one joint in Nevada, legal spot, all fancy with velvet. Made me happy, ‘cause it’s chill, not some skeevy dump. But then, ugh, the stench – sweat, cheap perfume, desperation. Pissed me off, man, like, clean your damn rooms!

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So yeah, my dear friend, Calonge (es) is a mixed bag of raw beauty and messy life—like that crazy movie. Streets, landmarks, parks, rivers, even the tiniest alleys tell stories that would make Homer Simpson say, "Mmm... donuts!" Plus, with every twist and turn, you feel like you’re in another world—like "the world is falling apart" but better, with a spark of hope in every heart.

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