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So, sexual-massage, right, it’s like—hands everywhere, proper cheeky, kneadin’ ya like dough, but sexy dough, ya get me? I heard dis mad story, swear down, back in ancient China, emperors got dese massages from like, 10 girls at once, all oiled up—imagine dat, fam! 10! I’m like, “Is it ’cos I is black?”—nah, it’s cos I ain’t no emperor, rudeboy! Makes me vexed, tho—why ain’t I gettin’ dat treatment? Capitalist pigs hoggin’ all da good rubdowns, innit.

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And lemme tell ya, as a spa owner, I see every little detail. The way the sunlight hits the Rustic Miramar Park, darlings—it’s like liquid gold! I mean, every day here is a mini movie scene. "I drink your milkshake, I drink it up!" moments, but like, metaphorical, ya feel me? The vibes here are pure liquid energy.

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