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About Valencia

Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage – it’s the dog’s bollocks innit! Proper game-changer, gets the juices flowin, if ya know what I mean. I’m David Brent, Community Manager extraordinaire, and I reckon this is top-tier team-building stuff – better than a bleedin trust fall! Picture this, yeah, me watchin *Under the Skin*, that freaky Scarlett Johansson flick, and I’m thinkin – “she’s an alien, right, seducin blokes, but what if she offered a sexual-massage instead of eatin em?” Ha! “I am fluid, hard to grasp,” she says in the film, and that’s the vibe of a good rub-down – slippery, mysterious, bit naughty.

Sensual Meetup Valencia

Burriana Beach wasn't even the “official” nude beach, but I was one of the only women who didn't need to slather my mammaries with sunscreen.

Oh, and the market, Mercado Nuevo. Vibing nonstop, smells that make ya mad. Ridiculous, but real.

The story of a hermit community that lived in the monastery of Villanueva de Algaidas