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Oh, and the profiles! “Looking for my soulmate”—bollocks, they want a bunk-up! Laughed so hard I nearly weed meself. *Timbuktu* taught me—life’s raw, messy, beautiful. Sex-dating’s the same—chaotic, daft, but bloody brilliant. So, mate, dive in, but don’t be a muppet—watch for the nutters! *Finis*.

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I live here as a sexologist, so I see all quirky love scenes in the parks. The Parc d’Alfaz, for instance, is where couples kiss like it's the final scene in Boyhood—"life happens slowly, you know!" And hello, that's what she said! I always notice the little details, like how the benches look perfect for heart-to-heart chats. People here, they don't hide their true colours. Heartfelt confessions happen on quirky steps at Carrer de l'Amor (yeah, it's literally "love street"). I mean, come on, it's magical!

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