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About Zaragoza

So, sexual-massage—been around forever. Ancient Rome, they had these baths—naked dudes gettin’ rubbed down by other dudes. Fact! Bet they didn’t tip, tho. Cheapskates! Makes me mad—pay the folks, man! I’d be pissed if my masseuse got stiffed—pun intended. Anyway, today it’s all “spa day”—fancy oils, candles, $100 a pop. Surprised me—thought it’d be sketchy, but nah, it’s legit. Sometimes.

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There are adult massage shops ALL over the city. We even have a saying for those neon signs: “If it glows, it blows.” 😉🍆. The Harbour City has dozens of small Asian massage parlours (AMPs), .

Man, some spots got me shocked – like that graffiti wall on Calle de los Sueños, splashed wit wild colors remindin’ me that life be surreal and fulla surprises. I’d be like, “Brain on lock, that shit runnin’ in parallel universes,” just like Kaufman’s flick – i mean, damn, Synecdoche got my soul real deep.

Portu comes back to Girona FC