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Ruh-roh! Once heard this wild story—some dude in Thailand paid big bucks for a “special” massage, turns out it was just a parrot walkin’ on his back! Laughed my tail off! “What you’ve done is wrong!”—that’s what the parrot shoulda squawked! Total rip-off, but kinda genius. Me, I’d be all—gimme the real deal, hot oil, dim lights, none of that bird crap.

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The city’s quirks, mate, are treasure beyond treasures. I once met a retired ex-programmer at the old Clocktower of Recuerdos. He told me, “Boy, love’s like a malfunctioning routine. Keep tryin’ till ye get it right!” Ugh, his words rumbled deep in me brain – a bit mad, maybe, but oddly uplifting too!

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