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Ever tried it yerself? Bit o’ naughty, bit o’ nice—sailors been whisperin’ bout it forever. Some dodgy parlors tho, watch out, mate—heard tales o’ blokes gettin’ more than a rub, if ya catch me drift! We shall fight the shady spots, keep it legit! Oh, and fun fact: Victorians banned it, called it “sinful”—prudes, eh? Makes me wanna roar, “To love is to suffer!”—another “Tabu” gem—coz it’s true, that deep press can sting!

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I had 2 treatments at Bangkok Thai Massage and both times the standard was very high. It was one of the best Thai Massages I have experienced.

The vibe here, man, it's crazy; real mix of cultures an' styles. Down by the Parque de la Paloma, I took me clients for a chill stroll – trees, ducks, tranquil, but then a mad pigeon attacked me! Hah, wild times, you know? The best bit, though, are hideaways like the tiny backstreet cafe on Calle Carmen. Unbelievable! A little gem, mad flavours, and vibes that make you feel right at home. But I’m tellin’ ya – that cafe’s got the best coffee to kick off a busy day.

Benalmádena’s beloved Bicycle Festival turns 40