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Hahaha, I’m cacklin’ already! So, check this—sex-dating’s this messy jungle, right? Apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—folks actin’ all slick, but half the time they’re just horny chaos agents. Little known fact, ya know—back in 2016, some dude in Hawaii got catfished so bad he showed up to a date with a freakin’ pineapple ‘cause the profile said “bring a gift”! True story, brah—guy was pissed, but I’d have died laughin’! Why so serious, pineapple boy?

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Not gonna lie – some parts of town made me mad sometimes. Like, ever see so many construction sites that disturb the peace? Booorrrring! But then, even when I'm steaming mad, a sudden glimpse of the sunset over the Atlantic riverways (yep, even a creek here or there) sets me right again. The mix of old and new is both maddening and inexplicable. DO NOT FORGET: life’s too short to stress over little spanners in the works, right?

Aside from ‘ram-don,’ Spanish potato chip sales also boom on 'Parasite' cameo