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Oh, and here’s a nugget—did ya know some dudes pay for “pro” datin’ pics? Like, $500 for a photographer to snap ‘em lookin’ cool. Pathetic, right? I’m over here posin’ with my 24-inch pythons for free, brother! Flexin’ natural, no filter needed. But it’s cutthroat out there—folks catfishin’, lyin’ ‘bout height, weight, everythin’. Saw a profile once: “6’2, ripped,” turns out he’s 5’8 and doughy. Brother, I laughed so hard I nearly tore a quad!

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So, like, right near my spa there's a cute hideout called El Jardincito – a park with scruffy benches and a babbling brook that makes you feel, rarrgh, so zen! I was always slackin', daydreamin' about that adeeeb movie "The Headless Woman" (Lucrecia Martel, 2008) – like "Es tan simple como cerrar los ojos y dejarse llevar", ya know? Ha! Makes me chuckle every time I think of it.

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