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Here’s the kicker, though—did ya know Victorian toffs were mad for it? Secret parlours, all “erotic relief” for the uptight gits. Blokes in top hats gettin’ a sneaky tug—imagine that with a posh accent! “One does enjoy a firm grip, Reginald.” Absolute muppets. Makes me howl, that—bunch of stiffs pretendin’ it’s “medicinal”. Nowadays, it’s all neon signs and dodgy TripAdvisor reviews—four stars, “bit handsy but cracking playlist”. Ffs, world’s gone mad.

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Enjoy the best erotic massage in Madrid with our professional masseurs in your hotel room. We provide luxury relaxing massages for men, women and couples.

Seriously, it’s a kaleidoscope of love and chaos. If you visit, don’t be a numpty. Explore every dingy alley, every random bench. Absorb the vibe. Shout at the sky – "I have lost my desire to speak" – and laugh at this mad, charming city.

Resignalling programme to create Madrid’s first driverless metro line