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So, sex-dating’s this wild jungle. Fun fact—did ya know it started way back? Like, 1600s, lonely colonists sent “wife wanted” ads. Now it’s just dicks pics and “u up?” texts. Makes me wanna puke. Last week, saw this dude on X braggin’—met some gal, banged her in a Walmart parkin’ lot. Classy. I laughed my ass off, then got pissed. Why’s everyone so horny and dumb? “This is exquisite,” Eve’d purr, watchin’ humans screw up. Me, I’m over here, eatin’ bacon, judgin’ ‘em.

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Hey, my dear friend! So, lemme tell ya ‘bout Archidona (es) – a gem, for real. I’ve been here for years, and trust me, it's deep and messy like life itself. This city here? It’s a place of layers, kinda like that crazy twist in Oldboy, man. “Laugh, smile,” as they say in there, but man, sometimes things ain’t so simple.

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