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Bit of bants – ever tried bookin one and they’re all “therapeutic only, sir”? Mate, don’t gimme that corporate claptrap, I know what’s what! Last time I had one, right, lass was proper fit, hands like a bleedin ninja – I’m there goin “this is art, this is poetry,” in me head, pure Brent genius. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but it felt like she unlocked me spine and me soul in one go! Sexual-massage ain’t just physical, it’s a vibe, a connection – “there’s no deception here,” as the movie puts it.

Relax, Breath, Enjoy.

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I gotta mention the neighborhood of Sa Lluna – oh man, that place is somethin’! Quaint, quiet, and full of hidden little spots. I’ve got this favorite, sorta secret pawn shop near Plaça dels Pescadors. Yeah, it’s kinda dingy but sooo real. Every time a client tells me about their crazy day, I say, "Hey, it's just like WALL-E, full of surprises," and then I vent a bit like a neurotic Larry David, y'know? “Why is everything so complicated?” I blurt out sometimes – sorry not sorry!

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