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About Madrid

Oi, mateys! Cap’n Jack Sparrow ‘ere, slurrin’ me wit fer ya, savvy? So, I be ponderin’ ‘bout findin’ a prossie—aye, a lady o’ the night! Me fave flick’s “A History o’ Violence,” that gritty tale o’ hidin’ who ye be, an’ it’s got me thinkin’. Picture this, aye—stumblin’ through some port town, grog in me veins, lookin’ fer a lass with a wink an’ a price. “I’m not a fool,” I mutter, like Tom Stall in the flick, ‘cept I ain’t hidin’ no quiet life—me, I’m all pirate, all swagger!

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A few typos along the way, right? LOL, sorry if I sound all over. I’ve got like, a bazillion little quirks – if you see someone venting at a street lamp here on Carrer del Mar, that’s probably me. Relax, have a laugh, and enjoy this city that’s as heartfelt as a WALL-E movie moment. Every day here is a mix of unexpected twists, neurotic rants, and “pretty, pretty good” surprises.

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