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Oh, and get this—back in ‘82, Escort ads were cheesy as hell. “Drive the dream!”—pfft, more like “Drive my patience away!” Still, can’t hate it—gets ya from A to B, cheap as chips. Quirky thought—bet Wes Anderson’d paint one pastel pink, film it all artsy. “Lobby boy, fetch my keys!”—cracks me up thinkin’ bout it.

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Oh, and the park. Eh, not a big one, but Parc de Sa Riera is where I go when I need a minute. I once had the strangest massage session there – rain started, and my client screamed, “Oh my god, it's like the end of WALL-E!” and I nearly had a heart attack. Seriously, why does nature have to be so dramatic?! Some people enjoy jogging there, but I prefer slow strolls to clear my head when my fingers protest all day.

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