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I tried it once—don’t tell Melania, ok? Apps, profiles, pics—millions of ‘em! Everyone’s horny, desperate, sliding into DMs. Little fact: 60% lie about height—pathetic! Losers, all of them, tiny little liars. I’m 6’3”, folks, real deal, tremendous genes. Sex-dating’s wild—people bangin’ strangers, no shame! "I want you," Carol says—same vibe.

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I gotta mention the neighborhood of Sa Lluna – oh man, that place is somethin’! Quaint, quiet, and full of hidden little spots. I’ve got this favorite, sorta secret pawn shop near Plaça dels Pescadors. Yeah, it’s kinda dingy but sooo real. Every time a client tells me about their crazy day, I say, "Hey, it's just like WALL-E, full of surprises," and then I vent a bit like a neurotic Larry David, y'know? “Why is everything so complicated?” I blurt out sometimes – sorry not sorry!

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