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But lemme tell ya, it’s got perks! Little known fact—sex-dating apps started way back with them old chatrooms! Yup, horny nerds paved the way! Now it’s all fancy with algorithms matchin’ yer naughty bits! Kinda poetic, like Lars von Trier’s gloomy vibes—“There’s no escape from it.” You’re stuck swipin’ till ya score! Git-R-Done! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, man, if the planet’s crashin’ like in *Melancholia*, least I’d go out with a bang!

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Oh, and the park. Eh, not a big one, but Parc de Sa Riera is where I go when I need a minute. I once had the strangest massage session there – rain started, and my client screamed, “Oh my god, it's like the end of WALL-E!” and I nearly had a heart attack. Seriously, why does nature have to be so dramatic?! Some people enjoy jogging there, but I prefer slow strolls to clear my head when my fingers protest all day.

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