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About Las Palmas

Funny ting, once dis masseuse, she’s all “happy ending, sir?” and I’m like, “Wot da hell, I’m Arnold, not some perv!” Cracked me up, dough – dese people, dey got no shame! Surprised me how bold dey get. Oh, and get dis – some joints use hot stones, sounds dope, right? But I’m tinkin’, “Don’t burn my damn pecs!” – exaggeration, sure, but ya feel me!

Our Massages

We offer professional massage services in Port D’Andratx, Palma city, and with our convenient Mobile Service throughout Mallorca. Exciting news – our new Wellness Center in Port .

Now, Pandratx isn’t huge, but every corner tells a story. The local landmark, the old fortress, El Castell, stands right at the tip of the bay. I’ve stood there a few times, scratchin’ my head all at once – “Really? Another tourist trap!” but then I think: hey, even WALL-E had to clean up the mess, right? And trust me, nothing beats the vibe when you’re sittin’ near the docks of Port de Andratx, watchin’ the sunset, thinkin’ ‘bout life while my fingers are still all knotted from work.

Eating out in Mallorca: No11, Puerto Andratx