Samantha Almodovar Del Campo Erotic Massage ❤️

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So, check it – erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’, it’s a whole vibe, yeah? Been around since ancient times, like dem Greeks was at it, callin’ it “anatripsis” or summat. Proper posh, innit? Makes me laff tho – imagine Socrates gettin’ a cheeky backrub, “Is it ’cos I is black?” Nah, fam, it’s ’cos I’m knackered and need a unwind! Little fact for ya – in Japan, they got dis ting called “nurumassage”, all slippery wiv seaweed gel. Seaweed! I was like, “Bruv, what’s next, fish fingers up ya bum?”

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picadero - El famoso callejón, Almodóvar del Campo (Ciudad Real). "Callejón detrás de la tienda Julita Monescillo" | www.facebook.com

I be comin' to this town for years now, and oh boy, mine personal tales are many! One night, whilst on the job, a misadventure by the river (dont ask what happened next hehe) left me in stitches – literally! The massage parlor, anon a refuge, saw many a story unfold with each kneaded muscle. Truly, each stroke of mine hands speaks of both joy and sorrow; like the line "I believe in the Zodiac" from that cult film, my heart ever seeks truth amongst these winding alleys.

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